I was fooling around in the warehouse this morning, just kind of laying my hands on different products, when I pulled out a Stun Master Telescopic Stun Baton. I have had this product for a couple of years but I hadn't actually had my hands on it for quite some time.

I took one out of its case and hit the button and ZAP! KAPOW! BABOOM! It was just like Batman. I hit the button a couple of more times and realized that I really haven't been paying enough attention to this product which is really 3 products in one.

It has a flashlight, a 120 decibel alarm, and 800,000 volts of skell stopping power.

You have a carry case which you wear on your belt, and it's really hard to tell exactly what's there. The baton comes out of the case easily. You hit the button and the extension snaps into place faster than you can blink, and it's on and crackling. You now have almost 22 inches of stopping power, beccause if a skell tries to grab anywhere on the extension he is going to get zapdangdooed.

Don't worry if he tries to grab you, because the zapdangdoo can't be passed back to you. The skell gets all the voltage he can stand and then some, which should pretty much turn him into silly putty. With all his body circuitry on the fritz you can get yourself to safety while he's twitching like a bug on his back.

I just can't get over how fast this seeming harmless gadget turns you into Luke Skywalker. There are no batteries to mess with on the Stun Master Telescopic Stun Baton, you just recharge it like a cell phone.

Yessirree Bob, this stun baton is the Mr. October of stun guns. It will surely hit a skell and drop him in the clutch.

If you're prepared, you'll never be surprised.

Michael Gravette