Space aliens are a blight on society!

At least, that’s what all the movies show us.

Sure, some space aliens are nice, like E.T. or Mr. Spock, but these are the exceptions.  So many space aliens are bent on world conquest that it’s pointless to even begin to list how many times this ole earth of ours was nearly destroyed in some titanic battle against the forces from the great beyond.  Whether they’re stopped by human ingenuity, plain old-fashioned earth disease to which they have no natural immunity, or, mixed blessing, other space aliens, the fight for earth’s survival is nothing to take lightly.

If space invasions were our only worry, there might be nothing to write about.  Unfortunately, besides trying to steal the earth, space aliens are also hungry.   Sometimes they’re picky eaters and sometimes they are only here to chow down.  Maybe they just want to devour a brain or scarf down an expendable extra whole, but they’re still plenty bad news.

Even worse, sometimes they just want to bust out of your chest.  (Especially after a nice spaghetti dinner.)  When this happens, there’s only one thing to do.

Hunt them down using a gizmo that measures the micro-changes in air pressure to find the intruder.

Did you ever want one of these space age gizmos?

Here’s your chance.

The Keep-I Portable Volumetric Alarm is the modern day equivalent of the time-proven space alien hunting device, with a few extra special features. The Keep-I Portable Volumetric Alarm senses the smallest changes in air pressure in a closed area.  These are the same kind of changes caused by opening or closing a door or window.  Now you can instantly detect an intruder even before he enters your house.

Even better, the alarm in not triggered by any motion within the closed area.  (You can protect an area as large as 1000 square feet.)  This means that you, the kids, and your doggy can all move around without setting off the 105 db alarm.  And, since it’s portable it’s super simple to use and you can take it with you wherever you go.

Personal security has never been so simple or so powerful. Inspired by the fight against space aliens, use it to guard your family and home today.   The Keep-I Portable Home Alarm is a great way to keep an eye on your home or your hotel room.

Get one today, and enjoy a safer tomorrow.

Michael Gravette