Living The Good Life 

I like winning martial arts competitions. There's nothing like being in the zone, weaving in and out of the opponent's defenses and landing solid punches and kicks.

Friends often comment on how tirelessly I attack and defend. They don't realize that my secret lies in a little machine 50 miles away from the tournament.

My secret: a chi-boosted radionic machine. With it, I funnel chi energy wirelessly into my body. So every second that passes in the arena means I get stronger while the opponent gets weaker.

Then I win!